8/25 Today in Angry People Powering Up

So yesterday I crammed in three franchises I couldn’t possibly summarize for people who haven’t read them. If you want me to summarize One Piece, you can burn in hell, ser. HunterXHunter is hard enough to summarize chapter to chapter. And the thought of Tokyo Ghoul makes me punch things when I’m at work. So today I’ll go over this week’s releases for three manga that are either early enough on to not confuse or easy enough to summarize in a couple sentences: Dr. Stone, Shokugeki no Soma, and The Promised Neverland.

Dr. Stone Chapter 24

This has been a huge surprise for me, in that it is fantastic, and its fantasticalness, which is now a word, can be easily summarized by this image from Chapter 20:

BRUH IT’S LIKE THEY MADE CIV 5 INTO A MANGA

August 24th: Today in Angry People Powering Up

I can write about anything? Anything at all? Oh, Kyle, you’ve made a terrible mistake.

Thursday is many things to many people, but to a select, unfortunate few, it is the day Shonen Jump manga is scanlated, translated, and dropped via LEGALLY DUBIOUS METHODS onto the American populace. So here I am, on a Thursday, to discuss with you not just the chapters from this SJ, but also chapters for the other manga I’ve been keeping up with. If you have a suggestion for something I should read, well, keep it to your fucking self I don’t have all the time in the world. Unless it involves cat ladies. Japan has ruined me.

One Piece Chapter 876

Dear god, 876 chapters. I’ve been reading this for 12 years and it’s been running for 21. Somehow they only learned the conditions for acquiring the titular treasure LAST YEAR. WE ARE… never going to finish this series before Oda dies, are we?

ANYWAY, this week we start off staring at the most beautiful thing one can stare at, a giant hole.

People love this shit

This hole was made due to Nami’s master (?) plan(???) of feeding Zeus, Big Mom’s partner(?) cloud(???) power (?????!!!!!??????), way, way too many thunder eggs. Zeus got full and… well, I think he ejaculated lightning all over the place because he was so satisfied. I think that’s what happened there.

You’d think this would put the cannibalistic Yonkou down for the count (no you wouldn’t, you’ve read manga before!) but NO, she just  climbs right out of the hole and starts running rampant once more in search of her sad, lost wedding cake dessert.